If the Sydney Morning Herald editors want to outsource some work to me, I believe I can evaporate ridiculous columns like this one down to just the facts with a simple question, such as today’s title; can you name the crime?
Don’t bother reading the piece, the alleged crime isn’t described. Just a lot of Orange Man Bad guff.
To be fair to the bloke with the unfortunate name, he smuggled of a lot of this filler past the editors over the last few years, so he’s not been given any opportunity to learn from the grownups in the room:
Can you see a theme emerging here?
Imagine being this obsessed with Donald Trump. What must the inside of that head be like?
He gleefully tells us this one-sided process (when will the case for the defence be heard?) in Washington will result in Trump’s impeachment, but doesn’t complete the sentence, “…for the crime of <insert the name of a broken law>”.
It’s terrible to see a person captured by an obsession to the point their personal case of mind projection fallacy bleeds in to their professional life.
Accepting that how you want the world to be isn’t how the world probably is is an important step towards achieving inner calm.
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Her underwear set off the metal detector.
There’s a war in Europe, we’ve taken the advice from a mental teenager and closed down our power generation and inflation is about to force the most vulnerable people into having to make terrible choices.
But Lisa Slams has a minor issue with airport security.
Golgafrincham “B” Ark.
A lack of energy or vigor; sluggishness.
A lack of interest or enthusiasm; apathy.
Seems apt for a first world country facing power cuts.
This, in a county with 2 million tonnes of uranium sitting under the soil. Or about 3.000 years’ worth of energy at today’s rate of annual demand.
But here we are, facing the risk of power cuts in a country claiming to be close to the peak of technological development and collective intelligence.
Surely there’s a typographical error, the sub editor must have missed an auto-correct replacement of “Australia” for “Afghanistan” or “Angola”.
Regular visitors to these infrequently-updated pages (yeah, I know; life has been busy) will know I don’t want or expect much from my governments; secure borders, rule of law, national defence and, if the government feels it must interfere in the provision of the utilities of water and power, keeping the bloody lights on.
If the government can’t even do that, what is the point of having one?
Seriously, if you one day find yourself with the job title of Prime Minister or Premier and the lights go out on your watch, perhaps consider firing every Diversity and Inclusion Officer, cancelling the budget for every Christmas party and closing every department not focused on the aforementioned core business of secure borders, rule of law, national defence and keeping the fucking lights on.
Australia is likely still 10 years away from breaking ground on its first nuclear power plant. So brace yourself for eye-watering energy bills, wearing a lot of layers in the winter and sitting around in air conditioned shopping malls in the summer.