My car’s preferred pronoun is “Semolina”

No it isn’t, but you started it first:

On a similar theme; remember how Charlize Theron’s thee year old is transgender?

Bill’s Opinion

It is long past the time for us to stop playing let’s pretend.

Dogs are not vegan, three year old children are not transgender, my car doesn’t have a preference to be addressed as if it were a durum wheat-based pasta ingredient and we should treat anyone who asserts the opposite with the same seriousness we would a small child.

Or worse, perhaps they are seeking to exercise power over us by fooling us into using such illogical language, despite our sub-conscious rejecting the concept?

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

6 Replies to “My car’s preferred pronoun is “Semolina””

  1. Herbivorous animals exist for the sole purpose of converting plants into food for carnivores, and omnivores. Putting a dog on a plant based diet is a form of cruelty, and demands a level of work and care beyond most of us.

  2. The dog is “super happy” with a vegetable diet?
    Someone is fucking lying here – and it’s not the dog. Lewie has form as a complete bullshitter and charlatan. He’s pretty good at driving a car in circles – why I would listen to his opinion on anything else remains a mystery. Just one more reason to never buy a Mercedes, I guess.

  3. Here I was thinking my opinion of that twat waffle could not go any lower. I was mistaken. Take a long drive off a short cliff you weasel.

    1. As I mentioned earlier, motor sports pass me by. The only time I hear of Hamilton is when he’s in the news for stupid reasons.
      Therefore my confirmation bias is that he’s a virtue signalling arsehole.
      Would this be far from the truth, I wonder?

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