- Underarm bowling.
- Ansett Airways.
- Russell Crowe.
- Crowded House.
- Welfare tourism.
- Phar Lap.
- Raising the IQ of both countries.
- Four more years, boys.
- Brenton Tarrant.
Frankly, it’s a wonder the two countries aren’t already at war.
Actually, it’s not; New Zealand has evolved into a thumb-sucking safe space for virtue signalling purple-haired wokistanis who value feelings over facts.
We should offer asylum to Buck Shelford and his generation of All Blacks. They must surely not recognise Head Girl, Jacinda’s country: