How long have you got?

1. Underarm bowling.
2. Ansett Airways.
3. Russell Crowe.
4. Pavlova.
5. Crowded House.
6. Welfare tourism.
7. Phar Lap.
8. Raising the IQ of both countries.
9. Four more years, boys.
10. Brenton Tarrant.

Bill’s Opinion

Frankly, it’s a wonder the two countries aren’t already at war.

Actually, it’s not; New Zealand has evolved into a thumb-sucking safe space for virtue signalling purple-haired wokistanis who value feelings over facts.

We should offer asylum to Buck Shelford and his generation of All Blacks. They must surely not recognise Head Girl, Jacinda’s country: