The scolds amongst us claim you can’t laugh at some subjects, and that comedy about certain topics is beyond the pale.
Perhaps, though, they mean one shouldn’t laugh….
This is a tragedy for humanity; unfortunately, David had already contributed to the gene pool, so does not qualify for a Darwin Award.
More than six months on, his family are still searching for answers after hearing conflicting accounts from those who were at the party and going without details from the coroner.
“Searching for answers”.
It’s a harsh message to hear that your loved one got drunk, ate a gecko, contracted “food” poisoning and died but it’s hardly the fucking Da Vinci Code, is it?
Beside the Logan River where he liked to go fishing, they placed paper boats in the water with messages they never got to tell him.
Presumably “don’t eat a gecko” was a common theme.
Dr Turner said a wide range of warm- and cold-blooded animals carried salmonella, including turtles, snakes, frogs and geckos, which have the bacteria in their gut.
….“It just goes to show that things as innocent as geckos can carry disease bacteria.”
Won’t someone think about the innocent geckos? Well, one innocent gecko in particular…
Take it away Gordon;