Mad, Max? I was bloody livid

In these days of high fashion and public displays of virtue, it’s not simply satisfying enough to have children and enjoy the experience of raising them ready for their adventures in the world.

The truly woke are listening to the first words these children say and acting upon it as if the wisdom of the ages is channeled through a three year old.

Charlize Theron is the latest of the inhabitants of Clown World to announce she has a transgender child. Apparently, not only does “Jackson” have a surname for a first name (you can take the girl out of Benoni but you can’t take Benoni out of the girl) but he is now a she. This revelation was revealed in conversation with his adopted mother, Theron.

Cosmopolitan gushed over this news;

While talking to the Daily Mail, Charlize said, “Yes, I thought she was a boy too. Until she looked at me when she was 3 years old and said: ‘I am not a boy!’”

One wonders whether Charlize changed any nappies in those first three years or delegated that task to a nanny. Clues would have been available during that time to the person doing the bum wiping.

“So there you go! I have two beautiful daughters [Jackson and August, 3] who, just like any parent, I want to protect and I want to see thrive. They were born who they are and exactly where in the world both of them get to find themselves as they grow up, and who they want to be, is not for me to decide.”

To which the Cosmopolitan article responds:

Honestly, this is such a sweet response from Charlize, and if you’re crying happy tears right now, you’re in good company.

Down is up, up is down when you’re living in the world of clown.

Charlize then went on to say that it’s not her job as a parent to tell her kids how they should identify but to “celebrate them and to love them and to make sure that they have everything they need in order to be what they want to be.”

I have a child who wants an AK47 and an M16 for Christmas. He probably gender identifies as the Vietnam War.

…..people are already praising her on social media

Well, why didn’t you say so earlier? If the geniuses on social media think it’s good, it must be good.

Here’s an idea for a new game; make all key life decisions based on the results of a Twitter poll question. Please do let us know how it goes.

Bill’s Opinion

Don’t let Charlize’s wonderful pulchritude, talent at playing “let’s pretend” in front of cameras and wealth fool you; she has significant unresolved mental issues.

Apparently, men “need to grow a pair and step up” to date her as she’s “shockingly available”.

Hmm, dating the girl whose Mum killed her Dad and has adopted two kids, one of whom she’s decided is transgender?

Krap links, baie dankie.

6 Replies to “Mad, Max? I was bloody livid”

  1. Seems like only yesterday the must have accessory in Hollywood was twins, now it is a transgender three year old. Bless

    1. There was a middle phase, I’m sure; having a brown baby. Possibly an extra middle phase too; an adopted brown baby.

  2. *erratum* try “hou links” = keep left. (Hou Links being where Major Road plays golf with Geen Parkering.) “Krap” means “scratch.”

    “Onse Charlize” = Our Charlize did a TV ad about violence against women, telling us what shits men are. The only men who would watch that ad were (a) manbuns and (b) men who wouldn’t think of hitting a women anyway. The violent bastards who needed to get with the programme would just have skipped channels. The effect being to punish the strong, decent, respectful men who know that nature made us bigger and stronger to protect women, not to beat the shit out of them.

    1. I resisted the temptation of asking actual Afrikaans speakers what the Tinder version is. Mainly because it would have resulted in too many awkward subsequent questions.

      As you’ll know from earlier blog posts, golf is not a big interest here however I have spent some time near Ernie Els’ links on the Garden Route.

      It’s nice though that Charlize is reversing the previous Hollywood meme that the Dutch Saffas were the only racists, Meester Riggs

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